{"id":1428,"date":"2017-05-24T09:45:36","date_gmt":"2017-05-24T13:45:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gcc.mass.edu\/newplum\/?p=1428"},"modified":"2025-02-28T07:52:20","modified_gmt":"2025-02-28T12:52:20","slug":"your-yearbook-picture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gcc.mass.edu\/plum\/your-yearbook-picture\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Yearbook Picture"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wearing a smile the photographer chose in your yearbook picture<br \/>\nand the wistful faux-fencepost-leaning pose in your yearbook picture.<\/p>\n<p>An old barn, a covered bridge, and a hickory with a rope swing:<br \/>\nquaint country backdrop complete with scarecrows in your yearbook picture.<\/p>\n<p>You think of it as a leather-bound time capsule those fiends designed<br \/>\nto immortalize blackheads on the nose of your yearbook picture.<\/p>\n<p>Pinstriped Oxford, turquoise ascot, and a burgundy sweater vest:<br \/>\nyour nanna certainly picked special clothes for your yearbook picture.<\/p>\n<p>Bullies above and beneath, locker room tormentors on each side.<br \/>\nThe alphabet conspired to place foes around your yearbook picture.<\/p>\n<p>Though taken in a gymnasium\u2014how many odd years ago?<br \/>\nyour hair speaks of a rude wind that still blows in your yearbook picture.<\/p>\n<p>Did you just peel yourself off a gym mat? You have the look of one<br \/>\nprematurely awoken from a doze in your yearbook picture.<\/p>\n<p>After careful analysis of this artifact, we conclude:<br \/>\nyou doubt your right to exist, and it shows in your yearbook picture.<\/p>\n<p>You look as comfortable as one who must learn to accept that he<br \/>\nwill stand forever wearing reversed shoes in his yearbook picture.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s unclear who you plead with, what crime you beg to be forgiven,<br \/>\nbut no dam can stop the pathos that flows from your yearbook picture.<\/p>\n<p>They wrote their cursive congrats and inside jokes in the front and back<br \/>\nbut who left bitter, plagiarized prose below your yearbook picture?<\/p>\n<p>Behind your back they voted you \u201cleast likely to succeed\u201d&#8230; and yet\u2026<br \/>\nI could swear a sliver of halo glows o\u2019er your yearbook picture.<\/p>\n<p>A few years (give or take a decade) and find yourself looking at<br \/>\na face no-one\u2014especially yourself\u2014knows in your yearbook picture.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wearing a smile the photographer chose in your yearbook picture and the wistful faux-fencepost-leaning pose in your yearbook picture. An old barn, a covered bridge, and a hickory with a rope swing: quaint country backdrop complete with scarecrows in your yearbook picture. You think of it as a leather-bound time capsule those fiends designed to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gcc.mass.edu\/plum\/your-yearbook-picture\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Your Yearbook Picture<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":158,"featured_media":1429,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[62],"tags":[],"issue":[6871],"class_list":["post-1428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry","issue-6871"],"publishpress_future_action":{"enabled":false,"date":"2026-05-25 02:27:47","action":"change-status","newStatus":"draft","terms":[],"taxonomy":"category","extraData":[]},"publishpress_future_workflow_manual_trigger":{"enabledWorkflows":[]},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gcc.mass.edu\/plum\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gcc.mass.edu\/plum\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gcc.mass.edu\/plum\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gcc.mass.edu\/plum\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/158"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gcc.mass.edu\/plum\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1428"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.gcc.mass.edu\/plum\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1428\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gcc.mass.edu\/plum\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1429"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gcc.mass.edu\/plum\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gcc.mass.edu\/plum\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gcc.mass.edu\/plum\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1428"},{"taxonomy":"issue","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gcc.mass.edu\/plum\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/issue?post=1428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}